Chicken Crossing the Road. Measuring Spiritual Awareness/ State of Consciousness

Updated: Jan 29


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This was sent to me by a friend as a chain message and I have not come up with these hilarious observations!

Besides the laugh, what an accurate and amazing way to illustrate various states of awareness about a chicken crossing a road. What do you think?

Here is the message:


"Please play along... add your philosophy!


**Why did the chicken cross the road?**


ALAN WATTS: Why talk about the chicken, when really, it’s perfectly clear, that chickens are just an eggs way of becoming other eggs.


RAM DASS: Everything changes once we identify with being the witness to the story in which we watch the chicken crossing the road.


LAO TZU: The road that can be crossed is not the eternal road.


THOMAS MERTON: The way of knowing why the chicken crossed the road is by unknowing, which will take you beyond all knowing.


CARL JUNG: Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of why the chicken crossed the road.


SIGMUND FREUD: It is not attention that the chicken sought for crossing the road, but love.


GRANDPA: Back in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?


THICH NHAT HANH: Breathing in I smile at the chicken crossing the road, breathing out I know this is a wonderful moment. Breathing in I’m mindful of the chicken crossing the road, breathing out this is a beautiful chicken.


ECKHART TOLLE: What time was it when the chicken crossed the road? Now, the time is always now. (Laughs in Eckhart Tolle lol)


FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE: The chicken is dead, and it’s the women who rejected me driving that car that killed it.


Richard Rohr: Brothers and sisters, it’s time to stop this dualistic thinking of this side of the road is better than the other.


BILL WILSON: Self-knowledge of why the chicken crossed the road avails me nothing.


JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI: The ability to observe the chicken crossing the road without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence.


DALAI LAMA: Home is where you feel at home and where you are treated well, the chicken was hoping to find such a place.


SOCRATES: Weak minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Strong minds discuss why the chicken crossed the road.


PLATO: The greatest wealth is to live content not knowing what came first, the egg or the chicken crossing the road, and opinion is the medium between that knowledge and ignorance.


ELON MUSK: We’re trapped in a "Matrix"-like pseudo existence. There are many, many simulations. We’re a dream, and the chicken crossing the road is a dream inside that dream.


JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.


DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. Believe me!


SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!


BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.


AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.


HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.


GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.


DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?


BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.


AL GORE: I invented the chicken.


JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.


RONALD REGAN: My fellow Americans, it is incumbent upon every generation to defend the right of chickens to cross the road. This freedom is not guaranteed and should it be lost here in America, it will be lost forever. For America is the last beacon of hope for chickens to be free in the face of communist aggression.


AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?


DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.


ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.


PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.


ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.


COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?


~Author Unknown"





As hilarious as the list above is, it can give an overview of the spiritual awareness and how awake or present/ conscious different beings may be.


During the book process writing with my spiritual teacher, we engaged in measuring the consciousness of different species in general and the spiritual awareness of individuals, also animals.

For example it is possible to measure the general awareness of the humanoid species living on Earth in 2021 , 2022 etc.

The results of the research are interesting and mind blowing to say the least.

Are you aware that the consciousness of Dalai Lama is close to 100 on the scale of 0-100 with 0 being totally unconscious to 100 of being totally aware.

Did you know that the consciousness of C. Jung was around 70 during his lifetime, when we measured his spiritual awareness on that same scale.

Have you ever tried to measure what your level of consciousness/ spiritual awareness is?

How close you are to the truth / pure consciousness?


Or are you seeing the World from a bubble/ through a perception clouded by traumas, hidden negative belief systems, responding to the World from the distorted perception?




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